no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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