Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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