He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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