That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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