Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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