Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Come on in and take your pants off
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