she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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