no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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