So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
