I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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