Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
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My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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