Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
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Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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