I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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