Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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