if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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