whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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