Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
