D3 body, D1 cock
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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