Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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