AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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