If i come over, it means nothing
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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