you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
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I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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