3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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