the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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