yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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