marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
whose parrot is this?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
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I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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