P.S. I can't hear my feet
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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