They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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