Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
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I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I enjoy the company of your penis
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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