my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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