She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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