i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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