She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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