I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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