does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
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how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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