just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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