he wants to bone in the snuggie
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
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I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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