check it out our google latitudes are spooning
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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