I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
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Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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