I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
