We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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