i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
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Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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