Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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