Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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