I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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