He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
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I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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