Are we in a gay sports bar?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Randomize
