Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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