Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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