There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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