let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
It's rum buckets o'clock
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
God I need to hump something, right now.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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