yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
You dont lie about slip and slides
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
