State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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