Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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