found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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