K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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