I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
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So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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