I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
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You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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