with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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